We had a dog named Cooper, alternatively known as Cooper-doo, Doodles, Doopy, etc. She was a sweet dog and now she’s gone.
Cooper was about 8 when she came to us. Her previous owner had an underwater mortgage and abandoned the house – and left the dog behind when she did so. She was rescued, dubbed “Cookie” and given foster shelter by a lovely older woman who wasn’t much on walking dogs but really efficient at feeding them. Cookie, having spent some time abandoned and hungry, made the most of each and every meal. Needless to say, much kibble and not much exercise soon had her ballooning. The rescue organization tried several times to adopt her out and she was brought back each time. Too hard to care for; fearful of large vet bills; dog can’t even get into the car unassisted – they all had their reasons. Enter the Andersons.
One day at work, I noticed a poster in some of the common areas, spreading the news a “border collie cross” was looking for a home. There was a photo of a lovely black and white face, heavily photoshopped (as we later discovered) to look like a bright, alert and svelte canine. We had a border collie already who was bored and needed a companion and wow, wasn’t this a stroke of luck? I work in advertising. I should know better. But I grabbed the poster and called Mike.
A few days later, we arranged to meet up with the rescue folks at a local pet supply place where they were holding an adoption fair. We identified ourselves to the manager, who told us to sit tight while they went to fetch “Cookie”. Imagine our surprise when this enormous, ottomon-with-ears came lumbering out! She was enormous – 93 pounds, as we’d later discover – and could barely stand unassisted. The rescue lady told us her story and was forthcoming about the previous families who’d either refused her or brought her back after a few days. We talked it over and decided we’d give her a go – not without some misgivings, believe me. It was a measure of the rescue org’s desperation, I suppose, that they waived the usual adoption fee. They just wanted her to have a good home. We hoisted her up into the SUV and set off.
By the time we hit our driveway, 15 minutes later, we’d renamed her Cooper and began what would be her new life with us. Many things were apparent quite early on. Cooper didn’t know how to play – either with us or with another dog. She’d stare in wonder at thrown tennis balls, mystified as to what we could possibly want her to do about these spheres we were tossing. She rebuffed Sadie’s every effort to engage her in play, snapping and growling whenever Sadie got near. What she did understand was eating – and it was quickly apparent that we had a challenge on our hands.
Cooper had apparently lived on a diet of cheese and gravy or something of that nature. We put her on a sensible diet of weightloss kibble and she was not impressed. She’d chow it down in moments and then look around, wondering where the bottomless bowl of crunchies she was used to seemed to be gone. We added in a couple of walks a day, upping the distance every week or so. She seemed to enjoy the walks but came home winded and tired, ready for a nap. We still had to help her in and out of the car and up and down the steps in the house.
She was, however, a master in the art of food theft, as we’d soon discover. I fed her one evening and left the kitchen, only to walk back in a few moments later and spy Cooper, the dog who couldn’t get into the car unassisted, balanced on her hind legs, front paws on the countertop, scarfing down a plate of sausage left over from dinner. While we soon learned to leave nothing within reach, Cooper had all sorts of tricks to get what she wanted – or thought she did. She’d go after anything that even resembled or smelled like food. Over the course of a few weeks, she ate lemon-scented wipes, a box of Aveeno oatmeal bath powder, and a small bottle of neats foot oil. This along with a full pan of lasagne, an entire chocolate cake and the contents of the trashcan – several times. Sadie, who’d never considered behavior of this sort, soon learned how many wonders a kitchen trashcan could contain. 3 “dog-proof” cans later, we finally broke that habit. Luckily, Cooper also had the constitution of a battleship because nothing she ate gave her a moment’s pause.
Cooper didn’t know how to be a dog and certainly didn’t know how to be a dog on a diet. This made for an unhappy canine. What she did have, from the moment she walked into the house, was a champion and friend in my daughter Siobhan. These two took a shine to each other immediately. Whenever Mike and I would express even the smallest amount of doubt about whether we’d be able to handle this critter, Siobhan was implacable in her insistence that she was here to stay. We put Coop’s bed in Siobhan’s room and a bond was set.
Over the months and years, Cooper became a new dog. She lost a good deal of weight – 40 pounds in all – and learned how to walk, run and play. She discovered the joys of chasing balls, chewing sticks and romping with Sadie. She chased squirrels and rabbits and unfortunately, skunks – getting sprayed in the face for her trouble. She wasn’t a particularly bright dog but that just meant each day was a new adventure for her, full of new wonders like the portal in the kitchen that opened up and let her go outside! And back inside! Where there was food! She was the laid-back and passive balance to Sadie’s often overwhelming dominance. While Sadie needed to be in control of all in her domain, Cooper was content to let everyone have their space. Even if it was her space they took in the process.
We lost Cooper yesterday, 12/19/15. Old age simply caught up to her. We were lucky enough to have 6 wonderful years with her – years she probably wouldn’t have gotten if that photoshopped poster hadn’t caught my eye. We’ll miss her terribly. Maybe it’s the years as a vet tech but I don’t tend to go on about “rainbow bridges” and the like when we lose on of our beloved pets. We make the right decisions for our creatures when the situation calls for that particular kindness and hope that someday, we’ll meet them again. Cooper – you were a good dog. Thanks for sharing your time with us.